Friday, December 2, 2011

Live, Learn, Laugh

Here are a few things that have been learned since being married.
Carlos has learned :
- you are supposed to rub your head when you shampoo!
- if you go to a salon (or Lulu's) they actually wash your hair for you before they cut it !
- babies need to be fed during the night (learned while babysitting with cleah. no, we are not pregnant)
- sometimes girls just need chocolate
- sometimes girls just need to be angry
- he is often wrong. even when he is right

Cleah has learned :
- if you don't clean up, no one will
- boys smell
- adult boys are a lot like teenage cleah. they just dont notice the mess
- cooking is time consuming and difficult
- regular sized cookie sheets dont fit in apartment sized ovens
- i talk (and hit) in my sleep
- boys are not always warmer than girls
- mothers deserve more credit
- laundry takes time and, if you dont fold it as soon as you get it done, you never will
- vacuum often
- boys can not read your mind.
- boys can not understand what you are asking for the first time. or the second time. or the 7th time
- boys can not listen, think and talk at the same time
- being married is fun
- being married is hard work
- being single is much easier. but less rewarding.